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Baby, when I think about you
I think about love.
Darlin, couldn't live without you
And your love.
If I had those golden dreams of my yesterday
I would wrap you
In the heavens
And feel it dyin (dyin, dyin) all the way
I feel like makin
Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love to you
Baby, if I think about you
I think about love.
Darlin, if I live without you
I live without love.
If I had the sun and moon
and they were shinin
I would give you both night and day
Love satisfyin
I feel like makin
Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love to you
And if I had those golden dreams of my yesterday
I would wrap you
In the heavens
And feel it dyin (dyin, dyin) all the way
I feel like makin
Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love to you
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Dear God, hope you got the letter, and...
I pray you can make it better down here.
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
but all the people that you made in your image, see
them starving on their feet 'cause they don't get
enough to eat from God, I can't believe in you
Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but... I feel that I should be heard
loud and clear. We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
and all the people that you made in your image, see them fighting
in the street 'cause they can't make opinions meet about God,
I can't believe in you
Did you make disease, and the diamond blue? Did you make
mankind after we made you? And the devil too!
Dear God, don't know if you noticed, but...
your name is on
a lot of quotes in this book, and us crazy humans wrote it,
you should take a look, and all the people that you made in your
image still believing that junk is true. Well I know it ain't, and
so do you, dear God, I can't believe in I don't believe in
I won't believe in heaven and hell. No saints, no sinners, no
devil as well. No pearly gates, no thorny crown. You're always
letting us humans down. The wars you bring, the babes you
drown. Those lost at sea and never found, and it's the same the
whole world 'round. The hurt I see helps to compound that
Father, Son and Holy Ghost is just somebody's unholy hoax,
and if you're up there you'd perceive that my heart's here upon
my sleeve. If there's one thing I don't believe in...
it's you....
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I had a stone baby,
a million years ago,
and she still looks the same,
as she ever did.
Stone baby, I love you.
Stone baby, you're the only one.
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Yeah, I turn down three ways with Brad and Angelina,
tried to send me naked pictures, I said, "Baby, I've seen her."
If I told you all the names of the people in power,
tryin to get a little nibble of the woman of the hour...
Like Vinnie, Vinnie, nine by seven,
came by my place for a piece of heaven.
"Will I see you again? Where will you be at?"
I pointed to the TV and said, "On that."
Stunning, I'm stunning
When I walk into a room, all the boys come a runnin'
They can look, but don't touch,
cause baby I'm stunning.
Stunning, I'm stunning,
When I walk into a room, all the mouths start a runnin'
Take a look and they lose it, cause baby I'm stunning.
"Hey bitch, you know you ain't as stunning as this one!"
I looked her up and down and said, "I know I'm stunned.
You can try to do what I do and emulate me,
but you'll need a magic mirror if you want to see what I see."
When I see myself I say, "Jesus! You shouldn't have!"
but when I think about it, he probably couldn't have.
Big bad bitch with a bad reputation,
but your goggles do nothing, I still give you radiation.
(Chorus)
I know that you know that this shit ain't funny,
you can't deny it bitch, look at me: stunning.
When I walk into a room, you better git a runnin',
Brace yourself, whore! You're about to get a stunning!
Heidi? Stunned!
Tyra? Stunned!
Gisselle? Stunned!
Christie? Stunned!
Brace yourself, whore, you're stunned!
Whore, you're stunned!
Brace yourself, whore, you're stunned!
Whore, you're stunned!
(Chorus)
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Yeah, I turn down three ways with Brad and Angelina,
tried to send me naked pictures, I said, "Baby, I've seen her."
If I told you all the names of the people in power,
tryin to get a little nibble of the woman of the hour...
Like Vinnie, Vinnie, nine by seven,
came by my place for a piece of heaven.
"Will I see you again? Where will you be at?"
I pointed to the TV and said, "On that."
Stunning, I'm stunning
When I walk into a room, all the boys come a runnin'
They can look, but don't touch,
cause baby I'm stunning.
Stunning, I'm stunning,
When I walk into a room, all the mouths start a runnin'
Take a look and they lose it, cause baby I'm stunning.
"Hey bitch, you know you ain't as stunning as this one!"
I looked her up and down and said, "I know I'm stunned.
You can try to do what I do and emulate me,
but you'll need a magic mirror if you want to see what I see."
When I see myself I say, "Jesus! You shouldn't have!"
but when I think about it, he probably couldn't have.
Big bad bitch with a bad reputation,
but your goggles do nothing, I still give you radiation.
(Chorus)
I know that you know that this shit ain't funny,
you can't deny it bitch, look at me: stunning.
When I walk into a room, you better git a runnin',
Brace yourself, whore! You're about to get a stunning!
Heidi? Stunned!
Tyra? Stunned!
Gisselle? Stunned!
Christie? Stunned!
Brace yourself, whore, you're stunned!
Whore, you're stunned!
Brace yourself, whore, you're stunned!
Whore, you're stunned!
(Chorus)
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Yeah, I turn down three ways with Brad and Angelina,
tried to send me naked pictures, I said, "Baby, I've seen her."
If I told you all the names of the people in power,
tryin to get a little nibble of the woman of the hour...
Like Vinnie, Vinnie, nine by seven,
came by my place for a piece of heaven.
"Will I see you again? Where will you be at?"
I pointed to the TV and said, "On that."
Stunning, I'm stunning
When I walk into a room, all the boys come a runnin'
They can look, but don't touch,
cause baby I'm stunning.
Stunning, I'm stunning,
When I walk into a room, all the mouths start a runnin'
Take a look and they lose it, cause baby I'm stunning.
"Hey bitch, you know you ain't as stunning as this one!"
I looked her up and down and said, "I know I'm stunned.
You can try to do what I do and emulate me,
but you'll need a magic mirror if you want to see what I see."
When I see myself I say, "Jesus! You shouldn't have!"
but when I think about it, he probably couldn't have.
Big bad bitch with a bad reputation,
but your goggles do nothing, I still give you radiation.
(Chorus)
I know that you know that this shit ain't funny,
you can't deny it bitch, look at me: stunning.
When I walk into a room, you better git a runnin',
Brace yourself, whore! You're about to get a stunning!
Heidi? Stunned!
Tyra? Stunned!
Gisselle? Stunned!
Christie? Stunned!
Brace yourself, whore, you're stunned!
Whore, you're stunned!
Brace yourself, whore, you're stunned!
Whore, you're stunned!
(Chorus)
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They call me Miss Dis, because I put em all down
I'm the dissin'-ist bitch, you better ask around
So set your damn watch to Eleven Fifty Nine
And enjoy your last minute, cause bitch you're mine.
I'monna cut you up like you wouldn't believe
monna crisp you up crunichier than Paris's weave
I'm gonna lay in a burn, atcha can't dismiss
If you wanna enemy, you don't wanna Miss Dis
You wore a snuggie to your prom, and you thought it looked good,
ya got it from ya momma and it gave you wood
It didn't really matter cause your date didnt show
His pimp wouldn't let your daddy leave the stroll
Ya showed up drunk at ma quincañera
made my abuelita cry I said bitch don't scare her
lets take it outside like a coupla cholas
May bring my hermanita, bitch a true high roller
Ya daddy won ya momma in a game of dice
You blew em both for luck but he rolled snake eyes
Ya granmama tried ta buy a heart transplant
but they didn't take food stamps, how bout that?
Ya got a package from Oprah by Fedral Express
it was a gold invitation to the follwing address:
I need ya for a show on prostitutes
who wear fake ass gucci crocodile skin boots
You never get a Tyra mail, but here's a letter from Obama
It came with a warrant that he issued for your mama,
We've come to a conclusion, after much consideration
You're the ugliest bitch in the entire nation
Every day I open up a Tyra mail,
with another model challenge that ya know I never fail
Evry week ya get a note from ya mom's boyfriend,
"same time 'n same place same bag on ya face"
You a broke back crack bitch lookin like the blair witch
Facebook status sez "I think I got tha bootie-itch"
Ya look at yourself it's a like a brick in tha mirror
Don't just break tha glass girl, ya make it disappear
old mr french fry sittin on a fence,
tryin ta make a dollar out of 50¢
hatchi catchi liberace ooo la la
I gotcha Ooo wah juicy penny on tha ska
They call me Miss Dis, because I put em all down
I'm the dissin'-ist bitch, you better ask around
So set your damn watch to Eleven Fifty Nine
And enjoy your last minute, cause bitch you're mine.
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They call me Miss Dis, because I put em all down
I'm the dissin'-ist bitch, you better ask around
So set your damn watch to Eleven Fifty Nine
And enjoy your last minute, cause bitch you're mine.
I'monna cut you up like you wouldn't believe
monna crisp you up crunichier than Paris's weave
I'm gonna lay in a burn, atcha can't dismiss
If you wanna enemy, you don't wanna Miss Dis
You wore a snuggie to your prom, and you thought it looked good,
ya got it from ya momma and it gave you wood
It didn't really matter cause your date didnt show
His pimp wouldn't let your daddy leave the stroll
Ya showed up drunk at ma quincañera
made my abuelita cry I said bitch don't scare her
lets take it outside like a coupla cholas
May bring my hermanita, bitch a true high roller
Ya daddy won ya momma in a game of dice
You blew em both for luck but he rolled snake eyes
Ya granmama tried ta buy a heart transplant
but they didn't take food stamps, how bout that?
Ya got a package from Oprah by Fedral Express
it was a gold invitation to the follwing address:
I need ya for a show on prostitutes
who wear fake ass gucci crocodile skin boots
You never get a Tyra mail, but here's a letter from Obama
It came with a warrant that he issued for your mama,
We've come to a conclusion, after much consideration
You're the ugliest bitch in the entire nation
Every day I open up a Tyra mail,
with another model challenge that ya know I never fail
Evry week ya get a note from ya mom's boyfriend,
"same time 'n same place same bag on ya face"
You a broke back crack bitch lookin like the blair witch
Facebook status sez "I think I got tha bootie-itch"
Ya look at yourself it's a like a brick in tha mirror
Don't just break tha glass girl, ya make it disappear
old mr french fry sittin on a fence,
tryin ta make a dollar out of 50¢
hatchi catchi liberace ooo la la
I gotcha Ooo wah juicy penny on tha ska
They call me Miss Dis, because I put em all down
I'm the dissin'-ist bitch, you better ask around
So set your damn watch to Eleven Fifty Nine
And enjoy your last minute, cause bitch you're mine.
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Hey Cal-Pals! I hope you enjoy some of my quirky, unique and bumpin' originals, parodies and collaborations here! Downloads help keep me in diamonds and champagne (or rhinestones and ripple, whatevs), feel free to pay what you want, the price is just a suggestion. Love ya!
released February 5, 2013
